Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Come see our sink grown plant.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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