god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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