We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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