Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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