If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
be right there i have to get my cape
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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