this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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