on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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