i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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