I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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