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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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