I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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