All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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