Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Enjoy the penises
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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