why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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