I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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