no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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