She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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