summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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