we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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