I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You can't special order awesome
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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