Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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