The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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