please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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