god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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