is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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