They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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