that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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