Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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