That's intense
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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