How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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