He told me they were just razor bumps!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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