There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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