This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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