I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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