well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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