I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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