I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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