the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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