Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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