i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Do vagina's smell?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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