Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
