If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it's like iHOP with fire
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
