There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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