I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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