you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i think im in europe. pls send help
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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