Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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