If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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