oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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