i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
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