How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
