so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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