i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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