If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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