Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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