I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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