I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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