I want to make a zoo with you.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I am naked and annoyed.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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